A collection of 3 news stories that may interest you

BELOW THE BAR

In the first of our 3 news stories today Three Judges have been sacked and a fourth one has resigned for looking at Frankie Vaughan [Porn] on their office accounts, just another example of the so called honourable getting caught out doing dishonourable things, which just goes to reinforce that there are a lot of W####r’s in the justice system, a view most people have thought for a while.

SHE’S AT IT AGAIN

The daredevil granny Georgina Hayward has been at it again, this time celebrating her 100th Birthday by cage diving with sharks in South Africa, she was quoted as saying it was the experience of a lifetime,
One of the sharks who wanted to stay anonymous spoke up and said he would have preferred fresh meat.

 So what will she get up to next, Wrestling Tigers, Bungee Jumping or maybe even the Bull Run in San Fermin,Who knows.

If I ever made it to 100yrs I think making to the toilet in time would be a major achievement.

TECHNOLOGY

A high tech office in Sweden is trying out a new way for it’s employees to interact with the building and office equipment,
the way it works is to place a chip under the skin and it reacts with doors granting access to certain areas without physically touching anything, it can also be programmed to remotely operate pieces of office machinery.
The system seems to be working well although the makers have warned against the use of unofficial chips as the home cooked and oven chips tend to go soggy too quickly and could lead to an infection if left unattended.